Geez you poor thing, you must be suffering

I’m so sorry.

Oh, I am choking on the envy right now!

Ooh nice!

I’m sure you are suffering greatly. Take some medication for the pain.

Looks absolutely awful. Next time you go somewhere this terrible let me know in advance as I’m calling dibs on the spot in your suitcase.

I wonder how many people have pissed in that water?

Enjoy it anyway. 🍺

Joke’s on you. It’s grey and cloudy here.

Way better than what you have!