“Oh my!” - George Takei
Ok, I’m hard, now what?
Ahegao? More like ahe-kerchow!
Every day we stray further from god’s light
There is no god
Then whose light is it?
God dammit. I forgot to turn off the light before i went oot.
God fucking damn it
Tengu 👺 car
This car is ready
I should call him
I know it’s a joke, but that thing is just a thin fiberglass shell. It’ll make very little difference in a collision.
They could put a spring in it.
Ever see that weird addiction show where the guy was in an intimate relationship with his car?
Confused boner
I just wanna strap a saddle to the front and be driven around downtown.
You speak my language.
I’m convinced, give me the hotdog
insert witty comment about hot kinky jo
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Imagine living in a country where such a contraption is actually street legal.