Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-22 months agoI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.message-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up155
arrow-up155message-squareI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoGranted. You hear the boss music, gradually getting louder.
minus-squareProbius@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThe boss music… Is my music, right? I’m the boss about to beat the crap out of my hiccups, riiiight?
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIn your peripheral vision, you see a long red bar filling up. The text above it says “Hic, Lord of the Cups”
Granted. You hear the boss music, gradually getting louder.
The boss music… Is my music, right? I’m the boss about to beat the crap out of my hiccups, riiiight?
In your peripheral vision, you see a long red bar filling up. The text above it says “Hic, Lord of the Cups”
Fuck.