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Dav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9か月前

Unicorns

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Unicorns

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Dav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9か月前
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    9か月前

    if a narwhal is a unicorn then so is a warthog

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      Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.

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        The narwhal “horn” is actually a tusk, and rarely they can have two.

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          Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.

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        both narwhals and warthogs can have their teeth pierce the tops of their heads as they grow

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          Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!

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            narwhal tusks are teeth but rhino horns are hair

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              But what about unicorns?! Are they tusks or horns?!

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                they’re probably teeth

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                  So, by extension, narwhals are way more similar to unicorns than a fish and perhaps it’s the rhino that’s the odd one out.

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                    yeah but that also mean they’re closer to warthogs than either of the others

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