🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1436
arrow-up1436imageAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareSuperheavy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 day agoStep 1) don’t be ugly Step 2) see step 1
minus-squareRowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day agoBe affable Be interesting Be presentable No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
minus-squaredwindling7373@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day ago No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
minus-squareDamage@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoI mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoI mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
minus-squareLouNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoException to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
minus-squareRowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoNo, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day ago“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
minus-squareedwardbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoi’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner. 1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
Step 1) don’t be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
Be affable
Be interesting
Be presentable
No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
Disagree!
I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
Disagree.
Have you seen that hair though?
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
For men:
No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.