• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    If I can pick my execution method, I’m going with the Gallagher method. You know those giant hydraulic hammers they use for driving big foundation poles into the ground? Just stick my head under one of those. It’s messy as hell, but it’s almost certainly the least painful way to go. You literally cannot feel pain it happens so quickly.

    • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
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      19 hours ago

      Im going to do the three stooges method and ask to be hung from a tree that is currently a sapling. Seriously though they only allow a selection from a few options.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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      1 day ago

      Honestly, I agree.

      Complete, near instant obliteration of the brain.

      Not even a gunshot to the brain is guaranteed to completely kill you instantly…

      … That or something like a depressurization accident, where you get sucked through a centimeter diameter hole in a tenth of a second.