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cm0002@lemmy.worldM to conservative@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

HA SEE THAT LIBSSSS! CHEAPER EGGS!

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HA SEE THAT LIBSSSS! CHEAPER EGGS!

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cm0002@lemmy.worldM to conservative@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    Jesus Christ no wonder Americans are so fat.

    • Carvex@lemmy.world
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      You’ve never tried these eggs covered in melted chocolate then rolled in sugar? Then deep fry it on a stick? As a side to a milkshake and fried dough and powdered sugar at a state fair? Yeeeehaww ohgodmyaorta

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        I just don’t understand how a carton of that much processed sugar can be an 8th of the cost as the same amount of eggs from a chicken. It’s way cheaper there to be a fat turd than it is to eat like a normal person.

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          To be fair… A year ago they were very close to the same price.

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          That’s the idea.

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        I would eat that

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    These suck. They never fry right, and hard-boiled is right out.

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    Egg prices are dropping fast and are currently at the lowest since November.

    https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/eggs-us

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      Somebody should tell all of the grocery stores.

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        You obviously just need to start buying your eggs on the stock market instead.

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          Yeah, all the nest eggs went down in value!

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    I made the same joke earlier this week when we went Krogering

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