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spaffel@spaffel.social to tumblr@lemmy.world · 7か月前

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spaffel@spaffel.social to tumblr@lemmy.world · 7か月前
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    I didn’t understand any of that.

    What is a wet specimen? Wouldn’t it take a bunch of balloons to float roadkill?

    Why is a wet specimen and flying roadkill similar?

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      a wet specimen is a dead creature preserved in liquid

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      A normal-size balloon of helium can lift about 10 grams. Hares can be about 4 kilograms. Totally doable but that’s a lot of time, balloons and helium to just waste!

      Anyway, here are some more species and approximate adult weight when alive:

      • Bug (windshield): 0.1 g
      • Frog: 20 g
      • Mouse: 20 g
      • Snail: 25 g
      • Hedgehog: 600 g
      • Rabbit: 1 kg
      • Cat: 4 kg
      • Moose: 600 kg
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        You don’t need a whole rabbit - half of a rabbit is just as much roadkill.

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          That’s why I’m listing the live weight. A dried-up rabbit carcass partially eaten by a fox will of course weigh less by a highly variable fraction, whose estimate I’m leaving up to you.

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        c/theyalmostdidmath ?

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        So you can lift a dead moose with 60 000 ballons?

        • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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          Probably not, the cluster of balloons would be so big you’d need a considerable amount of string, and at some point the overhead will be so big that each balloon will add more weight than lift.

          Still, a moose is probably possible, just with more balloons.

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            Or you attach the balloons to each other

            Or, better yet, one BIG balloon!!!

            …what do you mean this already exists

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              You can’t infinitely chain balloons because the string has limited tensile strength. There indeed is a limit but it’s pretty high, especially if you use a fishing line.

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                Hyatt disaster but for roadkill and balloons…

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                  Hyatt disaster but the aftermath is just a sad realization you can’t recreate the movie Up

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      I’ll do you one better: what’s roadkill?

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        Dinner.

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          Spoken like a true wet specimen!

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        Animals that have been hit, and killed, by cars.

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