Just drive with your Debian hat on. Nothing oozes cool like a distro cap.
And those evil fuckers (I’m a teacher, relax) will absolutely make fun of you
I think teachers learn to just lean into it.
If you can’t beat em
Pretty much yeah
I’m always boozin bhind the wheel n so the kids think I’m the bomb.com
William Rowe
You should put your high school diploma and a stack of cash in your window.
Can I borrow the stack of cash
Just get $20 in 1’s put a single 5$ on top and get a $10,000 band around it .
Why would you care whether random kids in a bus discus your “coolness”?
Probably instinct from having to survive elementary school.
logically you shouldn’t obviously
but there’s something in a lot of our brains that wants to be the cool adult, chill with the kids and all that. often i half knowingly make sure my hair is looking good when there’s some teenagers in a bus. it’s not logical but idk, teens are brutally honest so if they approve of your vibe (by not making fun of you) - that means you’re cool, i think?? no idea
Why would someone not act 100% rationally 100% of the time?
You don’t make faces at them? If it gets out of hand you could always hold up a sign that says, “gEt GoOd sCrUb!”
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