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kinttach@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

In space…

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In space…

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kinttach@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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    In space no one can hear us cream

    • LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works
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      Much appreciated

    • lando55@lemmy.world
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      I make sure my mic is keyed for these occasions

  • zuu@lemmy.world
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    Read this like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle

  • janAkali
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    I can’t find in space no any milk for one can; here my coffee, use cream.

    • TheLemming@feddit.de
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      Don’t dead

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    No no no, this makes no sense. How is he going to drink coffee with that helmet on in the vacuum of space, I ask you?

    And while we’re at it, a penguin would never be allowed to go into a bar because it would violate health code.

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      I don’t know about penguins, but one could imagine some sort of beverage port on the suit and also waste disposal.

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    This is fantastic.

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    In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

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