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minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·2 months agoAs I was grabbing my things, the lady ringing me up at goodwill said “last but not least, your receipt.” I got to my car before I thought “what part of this transaction could be less than the receipt?”
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-22 months ago“Would you like to sign up for our newsletter with your email or phone number”
minus-squareEvent_Horizon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months ago“Before you go, please select on this pad how you would rate your shopping experience today”
minus-squareKlausWintergreen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoDepending on how many items, the bag?
minus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWhen that lying bitch says have a good day! As if? What does she know about good (insert bane speech from Batman here). /s
minus-squaredrunkpostdisaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWhen the product malfunctions.
As I was grabbing my things, the lady ringing me up at goodwill said “last but not least, your receipt.”
I got to my car before I thought “what part of this transaction could be less than the receipt?”
“Would you like to sign up for our newsletter with your email or phone number”
“Before you go, please select on this pad how you would rate your shopping experience today”
Depending on how many items, the bag?
When that lying bitch says have a good day! As if? What does she know about good (insert bane speech from Batman here).
/s
When the product malfunctions.