I CANNOT ANYMORE“Look! The brain worms said to doggy, so we’re going to doggy. 20% of the 80% will be mistakes. But everyone makes mistakes, so it’s fiiiiiiiiiiine! We’ll just reinstate 80% of the 20% and then the universe will be in harmony! {uncomfortably long pause} OK I said the thing where’s my fent hit… {microphone bumping sounds… hard clash… feedback… cut audio}”
What a great pic.
Emoji when
The dumbest motherfuckers are in control
“I MEANT to shit in my pants, and I’m going to get really mad if you keep bringing it up like it was an accident,”
Said the worm.
Your birth was a mistake. You should have been the precum dribbling off ya daddy’s nut into oblivion. Instead we gotta listen to your nonsense
JFK Jr.: “We’re bad at our job”
Everybody else: “Yeah, we know.”
