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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 24 days ago

Anon has regrets

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Anon has regrets

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 24 days ago
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  • MisterMoo@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Only sailors use condoms baby.

    • Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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      24 days ago

      Loser sentiment right there. Just make sure you don’t put a kid in a shitty life with parents that never wanted it

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        Preventing pregnancy is the most replicable effect of condoms. I’d be much more worried about gonorrhea, HIV, even syphilis.

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          I usually think like: Hurt yourself all you want, but don’t hurt others

      • erin (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        23 days ago

        The vast majority of people I know in the queer community around me get tested regularly and don’t use condoms, since pregnancy isn’t a risk.

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          23 days ago

          That works! Enjoy! Good to hear you’re keeping yourself and your partners safe!

      • MisterMoo@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        It’s a goddamn Austin Powers quote you dingus.

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          13 days ago

          That movie might just be older than me. I did not remember that well

    • Wilco@lemm.ee
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      24 days ago

      Not in the 2020’s, Austin.

      • gabelstapler@feddit.org
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        23 days ago

        But they should! Traveling from Port to Port…

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      23 days ago

      Can confirm. Was a sailor.

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