The content is obviously awful, but I’m a little impressed whenever I see the commitment to printing agrammatical parodies of legalese on official letterhead. You can tell there’s an instinctive awareness of form and ritual at work but none of the grasp of content, and then you realize that this is why they’re all so impressed by LLMs, because that’s the level they’re operating on. Somehow, we’ve built this fantastically complex civilization only for it to be governed by Chinese rooms. Whoda thunkit