empireOfLove to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimboexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1308
arrow-up1308external-linkwe all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimboempireOfLove to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前message-square14fedilink
minus-squareCobblerScholar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 年前You slammed you penis in the car door
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 年前I did it to my thumb and I highly do not recommend. Specially if you weren’t the one that did it, the door manage to close and they do not understand for several seconds why are you suddenly shouting and agonizing for before they open the door.
I schlamed my pehnis in the cahr door
You slammed your penis in the car door…?
You slammed you penis in the car door
I did it to my thumb and I highly do not recommend. Specially if you weren’t the one that did it, the door manage to close and they do not understand for several seconds why are you suddenly shouting and agonizing for before they open the door.