I’m sure all of you technology addled fools who have never so much touched grass so much as worked a vineyard would have many questions about my arrogant and foolish younger brother. Well, ask away. I’ll spill that tea he’s so fond of drinking.
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do people really drink that stuff you make
All day
Have you seen Generations?
I’m alice so that hasn’t happened yet. Malcolm McDowell only took the role cause he’s Julian Bashir’s uncle irl
Most embarrassing thing kid Jean Luc did?
Shit his pants. At age 17
Which period of the monarchy do you pine for?
Napoleon III
Why you always doin that thing with your mouth
Which thing? I do a lot with my mouth.
What flavor zyn do you like
I smoke a pipe, thank you
What was it like having godlike powers and then having them stripped away by your continuum?
Really cool and then a bit letdown, duh
Is the wine from Chateau Picard really all that?
I stomp it with my own feet! Of course it’s as you kids say nowadays ‘all that’! Why I would contend that our fine sauvignon which was particularly pleasant this year could even be described in your crudely modern vernacular as "all that and a bag of pomme frites or ‘Potato Chips’ as you would no doubt prefer! Perhaps to someone who’s palette is no doubt as tainted by science and technology as your personality such a well crafted libation would be wasted. You’d be better off drinking the fermented runoff from the Boimler’s raisin farm down the road. Also I just pour a bunch of stuff from my garage into it to make it make me feel better about all this space nonsense.
How can I tell wild grapes apart from grape leaf woodbine? I have a bit of an infestation, and if I can parlay this into selling shitty table wine at my local farmer’s market, I’m down like a clown, but I’m told that brewing toxic woodbine fruit is a “bad look”
Eat the grapes
