I’ve got a friend I know from college. We where gonna do a movie night and I offered her access to my server that contains all my very legally attained media.
Said she’ll have to decline because of “security concerns with work and everything”. Apparently if she watches Shakma the dastardly Chinese spies will steal company secrets.
The absolute state of Americans.
你好，it’s me，your local Chinese spy。我的命令is to distribute copies of 「…And Justice For All」 with the bass guitar not digitally removed (the original version Lars tried to suppress) on “Limewire”。 This will somehow aid 中华人民共和国 in ways even I am unsure of.
中国万岁！🇨🇳