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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

I am being very brave about my final hours on earth. Dirt_Owl gets my laptop's hdd with pirated games.

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I am being very brave about my final hours on earth. Dirt_Owl gets my laptop's hdd with pirated games.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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    I ate a curry made with sour cream that had been sitting in a hot car for 12 hours after I got off work last night. Pray for me.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      You’re a ghost now.

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        it me trans-specter

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      Was that hungry, huh?

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Sometimes when you eat moldy bread you get high and dance along with all your neighbors for months on end.

  • Ath3ro [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    i remember once i was so hungry and i finished my breakfast sandwich in 2 bites, my partner is about to take a bite and says “eww theirs mold” i almost cried, i almost died

  • take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net
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    me when the edible hits

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    Dibs on your stereo

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I have an old samsung phone for music.

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        Damn okay uhhhhh, dibs on your beanis then

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    Can you turn the hdd into a torrent and leave it on so we can all get the pirated games too?

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    What do I get?

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      A smooch, muwha!

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        hyperflush

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          yeah but there’s mold on that smooch

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            It was penicillin!

            Cleared my canker sores right up!

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              Oh but then sorosfootsoldier is gonna be fine, and you’re going to have to give him the smooch back. :(

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                i like smooches

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    i thought Brad mold was not bad for you. penicillin n whatnot. no? is alit a special bread mold?

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      It’s not just penicillium. There’s also aspergillus, the bread fungus that gives you autism.

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        Somebody alert RFK!

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    mmm penicillin

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