Anon wants this

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.

ForeverComical@lemmy.ca · 2 months ago

The being taught to raid England part seems lit.

Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 months ago

since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

Natanael@infosec.pub · 2 months ago

It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.

Klear@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 months ago

Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

god i love sex

Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-2 2 months ago

if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 months ago

And?
If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?

FarmTaco@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 months ago

you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.

Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 months ago

I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers

Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub · 2 months ago

It’s an open relationship, fundie.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle

Our culture is not a costume.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I need more of this show