• Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    “I met a nice AI but decided to tweak a few things and delete his wife to make him fuckable”

    “I’m dating an infant who is actually very mature for her age”

    “My 2 year old girlfriend is going through an early mating period and I have hours to decide if I want to have a child with a child.”

    “I’m extremely jealous of the man rizzing up my child girlfriend and don’t know what to do”

    “I met an alien runaway who told me we used to be in love, by the time I felt the same way she got mind wiped and it gave me big sad”

    “An alien gave me an STD and now my dick glows”

    “Me and my commanding officer turned into weird salamanders, eggs insued”