Draconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 days agoillegal rulei.imgur.comimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1416cross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zonefurry_irl@pawb.social
arrow-up1416imageillegal rulei.imgur.comDraconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilinkcross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zonefurry_irl@pawb.social
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·4 days ago“Nerve endings and the like”? Their spines and ribs are literally part of the shell! Please do show us the tortie, though 😁
minus-squaredrosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoYeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-23 days ago“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m” – excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWhat’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
“Nerve endings and the like”? Their spines and ribs are literally part of the shell!
Please do show us the tortie, though 😁
Yeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m”
– excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
What’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
Death, I guess? 🤷
Added the lil guy
Aww 🥰