They better be good. I want totally new types of cat, don’t just put a silly hat on one and be like “yeah that’s a spoingle”

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    • Bidet kitty: Pull it’s tail to make it shoot a water stream out of it’s mouth that you can use to clean your butt.

    • Crat: The result of feline carcinization. Pretty much a cat with pincers and a shell. Does the crab walk when you pet it.

    • Wizcat: Yeah fine, it’s just a cat with a funny wizard hat. But it has magic powers that go far beyond your imagination.

    • Girlcat: Opposite of a catgirl. Wears human ears and pretends to speak like a human to appear cuter.

    • Felime: Cat that sweats out lime juice. Just grab it and dunk it in some tequila and triple sec to get a nice margarita.