• LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Step 1: commit a crime.
    Step 2: graduate university in prison.
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: profit.

    • my attorney has informed me not to comment on step 3, which definitely didn’t include digging up the duffle bag full of money I absolutely did not bury during step 1.