• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    It’s a conspiracy. They’re marking you as media workers. Subtly at first, but soon, if you’re seen outside with those scars and without barbecue stains from in the specific shade created by a licensed patron’s bbq sauce/brain pills/erectile dysfunction remedy on all your clothes, it will be shoot on sight.