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MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 20 hours ago

My favorite part of the job

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My favorite part of the job

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MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 20 hours ago
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    I think it’s commendable to vertically align code. (Just not with tabs.) It makes it look neater.

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    the fact that these are strings instead of an object that is broken up by country code, area code, and number makes me irrationally angry.

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      i think you think that telephone numbers are well-structured. they are not. they are messy. they do not fit a certain schematic.

      I recommend also the following topic: “people have names”. https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/

      Names do not in general fit into the schematic “first name, last name”

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        Is there not a “falsehoods programmers think about phone numbers” yet?

        Edit: And once again, I’m still confused about some of these. Do we need to expand unicode for names? It’s supposed to be universal. WTF is up with 40?

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      Could be tests for a parser to convert it from string to object.

      Not like your end users are going to type each piece into a separate field.

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      Found the Java programmer…

      • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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        microsoft java :p

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      You seem to enjoy overengineering your code, don’t you?

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    Junior devs don’t know Jenny.

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      It’s true. Who’s Jenny, for the zoomers in the chat?

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    Without monospacing…

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    Could have stopped the meme at the top text to be honest

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    Tell me you are 40-50 without telling me

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