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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Instructions technically followed

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    Man I haven’t had Einstein Bros since college.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Here’s the medical field clarification for cut planes…
    I’m not sure if bakery has its own “cuts of meat” lingo.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      Speak English, doc! We ain’t scientists!

      • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        This was a particularly bad case of some bagel being cut in half.

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    My dad asked for a biscuit with butter on it, both sides; the girl at the counter spread the butter all over the outside of an uncut biscuit, both sides

    • Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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      I think we are thinking of different things when we talk about biscuits

      • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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        US style biscuit. Like a Scone sort of.

  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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    I don’t get it. Einstein’s makes bagel sandwiches. This is what they do.

    Is it not sliced like a bagel? Seems like you’d have to specifically request this.

  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    What are we looking at…?

    EDIT: I can’t tell if this is a sandwich or not. Einstein’s slices them horizontally, then vertically like this. Honestly, it helps when eating the larger sandwiches while driving. If it’s not a sandwich, maybe they accidentally cut it vertically? (again, can’t tell if it’s also cut horizontally)

    • dabster291@lemmy.zip
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      I’m guessing they cut the bagel wrong.

  • humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works
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    Instructions were: sliced with butter not toasted.

    Edit: no wait I see it. Plain bagel sliced. You’re a basic bitch. No problems here.

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      It’s Einstein Bros. That’s already evident.

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