• Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zipEnglish
    61·
    18 hours ago

    (Original post by Custard Smingleigh @Smingleigh on Twitter)

    I remember when email was useful. Now its all

    Confirm your email address for Slorp

    • Thank you for creating a Slorp account
    • Slorp is now BONTO!
    • BONTO!s terms and conditions have changed.
    • BONTO! missed you.
    • BONTO! is shutting down.

    Also:

    Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    25·
    17 hours ago

    Plormb.

    Squeemk.

    NurShur.

    Blonkus.

    Schnoot.

    Wegalo.

    Xhatuute.

    There, I just did 80% of a year’s work for 7 digital marketing departments, for $0 cost.