(Original post by Custard Smingleigh @Smingleigh on Twitter)
I remember when email was useful. Now its all
Confirm your email address for Slorp
- Thank you for creating a Slorp account
- Slorp is now BONTO!
- BONTO!s terms and conditions have changed.
- BONTO! missed you.
- BONTO! is shutting down.
Also:
Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
Plormb.
Squeemk.
NurShur.
Blonkus.
Schnoot.
Wegalo.
Xhatuute.
There, I just did 80% of a year’s work for 7 digital marketing departments, for $0 cost.
Most of these are good to go but you gotta move fast because Wegalo got snatched up recently
Damnit!
Uh uh uh…
WeamWam.
… nailed it.
It reminds me of when the kids of South Park tried to come up with a name for their Kickstarter, and everything they tried was already taken.
Which is how they ended up going with:
Wanna smell my skunt?
Maybe. Wanna kiss my neepee?
Skunt.
