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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Hetero-fellas, the bar is THIS low, y'all can do it

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Hetero-fellas, the bar is THIS low, y'all can do it

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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    I literally can’t. I’ve made a big sign that I carry out and about that says “LOOKING FOR A SWITCH2-FREE GIRL FRIEND” and I’ve only met one woman with it and she had a Switch2 and said she thought I was joking and I said I definitely wasn’t and then a bunch of stuff that my lawyer told me not to talk about happened.

    Sucks.

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      Imagining my future girlfriend coming home with a Switch 2 box. I freak out. She says “look inside the box.” I look. It’s a wedding ring. She asks “will you marry me?”

      I say no. How fucking dare you ruin this moment with your little scheme.

      • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        Switch 2 is apparently really bad tho

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          Is it as bad as The Patriarchy?

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            I’m going to say it.

            The Switch 2 is patriarchal.

            No, I will not explain.

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