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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days ago

I was walking my pet stick bug today at the dog park and some zoomers were harassing me, saying I "had no ass" and I was "assless boy" (I have a medical condition known as 'pancake buttocks').

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I was walking my pet stick bug today at the dog park and some zoomers were harassing me, saying I "had no ass" and I was "assless boy" (I have a medical condition known as 'pancake buttocks').

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days ago

I tried to stop them to inform them of my condition and how rude they were being but one of them keep loudly yelling “HUH?” “HUH?” while taking unsolicited pictures of my behind. Was I “mogged” on? Was I “dabbed” on by rude teenagers?

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let me ass you this, are you addicted to any drugs? NoAssAtall perhaps?

I’ll butt out now.
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  Eat my shorts!
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    I would but like I can’t tell where they begin? lol jk man it’s all good.

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