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bumblefumble@mander.xyz to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 11 个月前

People really do post the most unhinged stuff in order to gain visibility.

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People really do post the most unhinged stuff in order to gain visibility.

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bumblefumble@mander.xyz to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 11 个月前
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  • Wolf314159@startrek.website
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    Do I really even want to know what LinkedIn games are?

    • Akagigahara@lemmy.world
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      They are just Browser minigames. Nothing too Fancy, out there. Just pretentious, as is the norm for linkedin

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    Of course, she’s a consultant.

    • Bobo The Great@startrek.website
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      Not only a regular consultant, but a “solutions-based” one. As opposed to another kind of consultant?

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        So a “problems-oriented” consultant?

        • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          It’s more successful than “invoice-based”.

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            Every consultant is “invoice-oriented”. Some are more than just invoice-oriented.

        • Bobo The Great@startrek.website
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          “Invent problems by your own so you can sell a solution”

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          I’m a problems-oriented consultant. Whatever your problem is, I can help you split it into two barely smaller problems.

      • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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        Hey, sometimes I just want you to listen to me talking about this huge fucking dumpster fire I got going on.

        Can we just take a moment looking at the artistic chaos of it all, without all your pesky “solutions”?

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        What I really need to know though is does she leverage her experience and talents to find me the best solutions

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    Imagine wasting your time on linkedin games

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      Isn’t Linkedin games an oxymoron?

  • RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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    I think I’d die if I still worked a corporate job.

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    Needs more hashtags!!!

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    “Survival of the fittest” really does require the most mental and emotional gymnastics to maintain the “wish I were” “wanna be” “matter more” paradigm.

  • QuizzaciousOtter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Does posting this kind of nonsense actually work? Are there people who read this? Does this land them better jobs, clients? I can’t comprehend engaging in braindead bullshit like this…

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      Official linked in game account commented, so yes, it gives you reach in the algorithm.

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    This isn’t too bad. Just tips on how to use a product more effectively? Just a bit cringe that people are playing “LinkedIn Games”

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      To be honest I’m playing LinkedIn games - I like when number go up. My issue is coming with some made up overanalysis to how it defines you as a worker, wrote up in some extremely annoying, verbose post. I guess I just hate how so many people on LinkedIn write long posts with basically no substance because they need to be seen by the algorithm.

      But no, compared to straight up deranged people this isn’t so bad. More a hate the game, not the player type situation.

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        Linkedin has games?

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    I wonder who would be in need of a “Notion Consultant”

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    What?

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    I like to look up the companies in their tag lines. Notion - “The AI workspace that works for for you”

    I’ve got the notion that she’s just another AI dickhead. Sry, ‘expert’.

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    Yeah I totally get it, my brain moves like a Queen. (In eight directions)

    -Tabi (ey/it)

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    The only way to win this shit is to not play

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    I don’t really see what is so unhinged about this…?

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      Found the consultant

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        😂

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