“Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”
“As long as you maintain sterile field, I don’t see any problem with it. Someone grab an extra scrub-tech to feed this doctor their cheese fries! They got a life to save!”
“Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”
“Hold my beer.”
*cheese fries
“Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?”
Scalpel…
Suction…
Fry…
“As long as you maintain sterile field, I don’t see any problem with it. Someone grab an extra scrub-tech to feed this doctor their cheese fries! They got a life to save!”
Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?
A: Doctor.