“There’s something to be said about the prison industrial complex, by the way. They’re selling f------ Twinkies for $5. I mean, they have to be making banging profits,” he said. “I mean, I’m thinking maybe when I get out of prison, I open a prison.”
When education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to, you know, the thing
The dream of the oppressed is what? We were never taught 😢 /s
Don’t worry, I read theory.
The dream of the oppressed is to eat twinkies
I think it’s to sell Twinkies actually
This is the only person who should rule the US
the only correct argument for elective monarchy
Oh so you’ll pardon Maxwell but not the Queen, I see how it is.
Shine on you crazy diamond. 💎
It’s better to burn out than it is to rust
What happened? Vaxxed?
He’s so ridiculous.
God he’s so messy it’s incredible
Santos 2036 lets goooooooooo!!!
I’m gonna do a January 6th to free him
Is it even possible to be mad at him? He’s a queer that did crimes. I’m not about to be hypocritical.
Legend has it he only did it for the healthcare.
Between that and the franking privileges, maybe I ought to run…
Farewell sweet prince
Why does he always have a tie desperately trying to escape his crew-neck sweater? Why not wear a v-neck? If you wanna he a messy bitch, at least be reasonable about it
what even is wire fraud? who did he defraud? idk anything about his whole arc. i just remember hearing he lied about something or something idk
i assume a bank lost money and thats the only reason he’s going to jail
he stole credit card info from his own donors to buy onlyfans subscriptions among other things lol. iirc one of the people he defrauded was the mother of another member of congress
Wire fraud is fraud done through the Internet or radio. He wasn’t stealing from banks, he was just defrauding random people to pay for his campaign and personal expenses.
End of term Trump pardon, I’m calling it.
