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godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 29 days ago

i've turned your precious hexagonal bear into a cornerless abomination. what are you going to do about it?

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i've turned your precious hexagonal bear into a cornerless abomination. what are you going to do about it?

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godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 29 days ago
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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    29 days ago

    Still cute

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    29 days ago

    tent shaped bear has entered the room

    • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      I wager that this bear has a fairly secure food source.

    • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      i hate it when i go camping and mistake a 200 kg killing machine for my tent

      • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        ohhhhhh that’s why my backpack feels extra heavy today

    • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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      That tent looks extra snuggly! If bears not for hugs, why bears made of cute and made of fluffy?

  • Cat_Daddy [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    It looks safe to hug, so I’d do that

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    just like me frfr

  • purpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    29 days ago

    They’re just getting ready for hibernation angery

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    29 days ago

    #T H I C C

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    29 days ago

    Just here, blobbing out.

  • TheModerateTankie [any]@hexbear.net
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    29 days ago

    Comfybear

  • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    Hug himbs. That bear is beary snuggle shaped, lol. Looks made of fluffy. If cute bear not for hugs, why cute bear so hug shaped?

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      27 days ago

      hug shaped

      Stealing this for self references

      • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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        Excellent, I hope you like it. (Cats are definitely hug shaped. So are dads. I’d love a hug from a daddy cat. Especially if his kittens are right nearby and also possibly available to cuddle.)

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    Spherical Berical

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