Wednesday Detection Device

I can’t fucking cope with this shit, which is why I converted my frog from naturally aspirated to turbocharged.

this kills the frog

1. Wotan feed
2. Confabulators
3. Flashy Diode (for management)
4. Soylent feed
5. Dude Detecting Receiver
6. DDR Enclosure
7. Based
8. Deep fry knob
9. Mysterious goo †.

† - We had an intern wipe it off, but it keeps coming back. Not psychoactive.

Self-moving frog

1. Wire
2. Sidethings
3. Connectorstub (selected models)
4. Wire (selected markets)
5. Chrystal
6. Chrystal housing
7. Baseplate
8. Positioning pin
9. VHB tape

Last patent application diagram for a suicide device. Submitted by Subject 7322261, a toad who had gained sentience and super intelligence during gene editing trials concerning FOXo3 and SHANK3.

Elon promised there will be a firmware update to make me fly!

All hail thermal toad!

Elon Musk’s neuralink finally gets an animal to respond to the Jump command with “how high?”.

It’s a knick-knack, Paddiwack. Give the frog a loan!

All glory to the crypto toad.

MagnetoToad

That’s hypnotoad, powering Yuri’s mind control gadgets.

Heat pump toad

Of the cruciform.