Probably breast feeding or something? I’m not gonna die and have my wife find that in my search history. And for the public record her areolas are just fine.
So babies are actually wired to look for the areolas for feeding, it’s part of why during pregnancy the areolas grow and darken, it makes them really easy for the baby to spot with their still developing eyes so they know where to aim for before crashing their face in to feed (it’s really funny when they miss btw)
Probably breast feeding or something? I’m not gonna die and have my wife find that in my search history. And for the public record her areolas are just fine.
That’s a relief! We were all getting worried for a second there!
Can we really just trust some anonymous single-source online? For the sake of integrity in journalism we might need to do better.
Fine I’ll show you
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Edit - here’s the other one
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woah aren’t they supposed to look more like
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I was just showing the areolas.
Here’s the nipples of you must see
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ooh nice so she has nipples. good to know
Yeah but now there’s nudes of my wife floating around on the Internet. I should’ve searched the breast feeding thing.
yeah that is true. it would’ve been less revealing
So babies are actually wired to look for the areolas for feeding, it’s part of why during pregnancy the areolas grow and darken, it makes them really easy for the baby to spot with their still developing eyes so they know where to aim for before crashing their face in to feed (it’s really funny when they miss btw)