*sniffs
Immune system: Fuck you, you’re too healthy. I’m gonna attack these healthy (rolls dice), skin cells.
Yeah, my girlfriend’s immune system rolled: nervous system, also known as MS.
My system rolled: thyroid, also known as Hashimoto’s disease.
My system thinks those mitochondria have too much power and should be destroyed. At least that’s the latest science on myalgic encephalomyelitis.
And your system is right. If there’s one thing that American public school made sure that I knew about science, it’s that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Punk rock immun system, fighting the power!
I got ulcers, mainly mouth and throat…
I mean yeah but the fight got heated and punched a few spectators
I named them “antibodies”
It likes musclecars. AUTOantibodies.