Hello fellow capitalists! I had such a frustrating day today. My workers were talking about “racism” and “sexism” within the company, and it was just so annoying that I fired all of them.

As always, vent about how your ungrateful workers. Recommend strikebreakers to each other. Share the most exploitative money gaining strategies. And as always; cannibalize the Earth as much as humanly possible!

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  • Anti-Capitalism
  • Workers
  • Bankruptcy
  • Legumes (we’ve had an incident)
  • Strikes
  • Unions

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  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    17·
    7 days ago

    Just need to vent about my fucking tenants…

    These dipshits have been blowing up my phone since Friday about the ‘AC going in and out’ as if I’m supposed to turn my boat around (I’m one week into my annual sailing trip around the East Coast), sail it into the Lowes parking lot, and pick up a brand new AC unit for them. It isn’t even broken, it just will stop working sometimes for a few hours!!!

    Told them I was out of town and that it would have to wait & the smug little shut thought they’d send me the local housing laws about landlord responsibilities for repairs. They’re gonna wonder why the rent will be going up by $200/month when their lease comes up for renewal in a few months, but play stupid games win stupid prizes!! 😂😂😂

  • PolyethylenePt2 [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    9·
    7 days ago

    I decided to join in on the trend of adding a bunch of fake job listings and OMG! The results are HILARIOUS i-cant We get so many applications and tbh, we don’t even look at 99% of them (you can thank DeepQuantumDiffusionLLM for filtering them out!). The ones who make it through are a real hoot though! Always talking about “PhD” this and “masters degree” that. I’ve even made a game out of seeing how quickly I can reject a candidate when I’m doing interviews. The kids call it speedrunning. My current fastest time is 2 seconds after they didn’t make proper eye contact with me during our handshake. I can’t believe I didn’t try this sooner!

    • GamersOfTheWorld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      8·
      7 days ago

      porky-happy Sometimes, golf and tennis just don’t hit the same anymore. My personal best record is 0.2 seconds, when I immediately saw one picogram of dust on their shirt. They tried to tell me they had a “family to feed” but I instantly knew that was Russian Disinformation™ to try to give this cheat a job!