probably doesn’t even have a JOB or know anything about COMPUTERS

You can get this from an egg.

Pointedly agitated. This little goober might even be, dare I say, mildly perturbed?

Babies do look like cartoon old people, look at the wrinkly lil ol birb.

NO NETWORTH

The human skull is the part that grows the most relative to the rest of the body at the beginning of development, and at birth it is twice the proportion of an adult skull.

This bird is the same but with beak.

/r/blunderyears