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Get in the cage, human!

it’s a deal! you won’t regret this.

Don’t forget your new keys!
hands you a damp rat

Of course you do!
Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.

Buy it

One of us. One of us.

They are stupid, but I think reactions like this from the wealthy are mostly to signal dissatisfaction to policy makers

It’s similar to when business owners complain that raising wages will force them to fire people. They’re used to getting deregulation by bitching about government oversight.

Fine you can join bird club but you gotta at least learn to scream at bugs

Ummm shut up NERD this isn’t planking its a new thing I just invented. I bet you can’t even do it because you’re not a bird smh.

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Piss, piss, piss… what have we got here?

Excuse me you should already know a well can be a testicle, what is wrong with you? Smh not up on the piss lore r u?

Nothing lasts forever, eventually the piss well runs dry

Very mild opsec lol

And eventual phasing out entirely once I graduate and I get busy with IRL

Will still stay for news stuff and organising advice though, maybe as an actual real different name.

Soap_Rat. No one will know its me.

Wait, BAD?!?!

I ate them

Real answer: https://hexbear.net/comment/6278532

I think it’s so people don’t get TOO TOO spoiled