comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 day agowtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?hexbear.netimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up126
arrow-up126imagewtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?hexbear.netcomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 day agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agobut i don’t want a car D:
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoOf course you do! Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 day ago it’s a deal! you won’t regret this. Don’t forget your new keys! hands you a damp rat
but i don’t want a car D:
Of course you do!
Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.
Don’t forget your new keys!
hands you a damp rat