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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 day ago

wtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?

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wtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 day ago
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  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    over a thousand bangers for a Chicago cinnamon roll? They must be off the trolley!

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Buy it spamsus

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      but i don’t want a car D:

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        Of course you do!
        Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.

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            owl-wink it’s a deal! you won’t regret this.

            Don’t forget your new keys!
            hands you a damp rat

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    $800 for a brand new car? RETVRN

    • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      $850 1918 adjusted for inflation is like $18k today

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        sssssssh it’s $850 and that’s final.

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    Tf is a Sedanet?? A coup?

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      boots-riley

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    Pictured: Me and the girls going for a spin in the OG lesbian car

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    All my apes President Parrot posts and late nite catposts gone

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