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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 24 hours ago

Trump Claims He Can't Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

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Trump Claims He Can't Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 24 hours ago
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WASHINGTON—Stressing that it was unrealistic to think he would recollect one such letter out of the vast number he has written in his lifetime, President Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday that he shouldn’t be expected to remember every single birthday card he has sent to child molesters. “Every month I’m probably sending off a dozen […]
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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    7 hours ago

    I don’t expect Trump to be able to remember anything at this point

  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    You know what’s really sad?

    I can’t rely on simply reading the title anymore. I have to check the URL to figure out when a piece is an Onion joke or reality.

    Because reality has become weirder than The Onion.

    • zabadoh@ani.social
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      What’s weirder is Trump is countering this by saying he’s for Christians, pro-Christian discrimination, etc.

      • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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        Christians are generally pro abuse - abuse of women, children…

        So Trump is literally preaching to the choir.

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      kinda reminds me of this

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    This isn’t satire, this is today’s actual headline.

    • hemmes@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, it’s basically what’s he’s saying

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    Definitely sounds like something he’d say.

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