It was sarcasm.

I am very surprised by this attack: our Nobel prize nominee and serial peacemaker president is on the case, yet this particular war seems to get worse.

You know what’s really sad?

I can’t rely on simply reading the title anymore. I have to check the URL to figure out when a piece is an Onion joke or reality.

Because reality has become weirder than The Onion.

created on your device using Apple Intelligence. On other devices with earlier iOS versions, the page text is sent securely to Mozilla cloud-based AI

Well, I haven’t tried it yet but I feel totally safe and confident that my privacy will be totally respected already.

Something tells me a lot of porn sites will suddenly start being summarized…

You mean Apple doesn’t just make impressive bribes for fascist dictators?

Apple can gargles my balls. Fucking collaborators…

€1.7B worth of barf is a lot of barf.

It doesn’t matter who wrote it: Trump signed it. That makes it his.

All Tom Hanks has to do is ask Trump about his preferences in birthday cards to score a massive burn.

But Tom Hanks is probably too classy to stoop to Trump’s level…

You know the first thing that went through my mind?

Either Trump is shit at doodling women, or those tiny high-set tits are meant to evoke a younger - MUCH younger - female body.

I’ll be generous and I’ll go for #1 though, because he also seems to be unable to draw women with arms…

The democratic party is why we have Trump. The republican party is why we can’t get rid of him.

That’s the key to the Project 2025 strategy - spelled out by that hobo-looking lardass Steve Bannon: “Flood the zone with shit.”

It takes one minute and $1 for Trump to barf out an executive order, one more minute for his henchmen to implement it, and one month, a plaintiff and an expensive attorney suing Trump for a judge to even start thinking about doing something.

in other words, Trump - or rather, his Federalist Society and Heritage Foundation handlers, Trump is much to dumb too come up with this - exploits the justice system’s extreme slowness.

Whitehouse trying to figure out how to subvert the constitution again!?

There’s no figuring out to do. They just do it, and by the time the courts get going and finally react, they done did it - or they stall the courts for another round.

“The White House is exploring how to disobey the rule of law.”

Unless you’ve been living under a massive rock, you might have noticed that Trump has been disobeying the rule of law since the beginning of his second term.

Because here’s the thing: the law isn’t worth a damn if nobody enforces it, and the people in charge of enforcing the law are Trump puppets.

This is an illegitimate government.

Unfortunately, it is legitimate. That’s why Trump has been getting away with all this shit so far.

If / after he rigs the midterms, that might change.

You mean this community tastes okay for 2 minutes and then it spoils and it’s disgusting? 🙂

I used to hunt for those mushrooms as a kid. I’d go out late in the morning in the fields closest to our house, pick the whitest of them, come back home quickly and my Mom would cook then for lunch. Enjoying those mushrooms was literally all about timing. That’s how quickly they spoil.

So… maybe not the best icon 🙂

Wow… That’s awesome. J.R.R. would be proud.

It’s fake news.
It’s the Biden economy.
It’s the Epstein hoax ruining the economy.

Or something else…

Imagine if Musk had latched onto Leisure Suit Larry and identified with that character instead…

I watched the trailer to make sure it wasn’t just the text summary that described an awful cliche-filled unfunny movie, and it didn’t disappoint.

I can’t believe one of the best hope to bring out the Epstein files and finally hit Trump where it hurts has to come from Marjorie Taylor fucking Greene. What a hopeless country…