I have proclaimed myself to be the one true god. Will you worship me or will you be super lame? I’m taking questions in case further clarification is needed.

  • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Mysterious are your ways, o Lord. I didn’t hear a clear “no” so I’ll interpret that as a “sure, yeah, lol”. Thanks! Daggermoon is king.

    Now about this hell business, how many of the people i don’t like can fit in there?..

    • daggermoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 month ago

      Hell is unique to the individual. The only other people in your hell are delusions. Except Ronald Reagan, who occasionally travels between other peoples hells to ask for jelly beans. Just tell him to fuck off.