I have proclaimed myself to be the one true god. Will you worship me or will you be super lame? I’m taking questions in case further clarification is needed.
Will you spare me from work and provide me with the resources needed to live?
That’s a bit beyond my abilities
bit lame, i’ll consider worship
I thank you for your consideration.
“We’ve already got one!”
Depends. What do you call your religion?
The Cult of the 5-inch penis
What are your views regarding people that are different from me?
All homies are equal
That’s a great rule. It’ll raise conversion to our religion! We can ignore it whenever even mildly inconvenient though, of course?
Ignoring our new religion is forbidden. Our hell really sucks and you don’t want to go there.
Mysterious are your ways, o Lord. I didn’t hear a clear “no” so I’ll interpret that as a “sure, yeah, lol”. Thanks! Daggermoon is king.
Now about this hell business, how many of the people i don’t like can fit in there?..
Hell is unique to the individual. The only other people in your hell are delusions. Except Ronald Reagan, who occasionally travels between other peoples hells to ask for jelly beans. Just tell him to fuck off.
sorry I only worship hot goth baddies
I won’t even send you to hell for that, I love goth tiddies too.
Taylor Swift is Jesus. Only Swifties are getting raptured
Swifties go to a special hell where the only song they can listen to is this.
Suppose I do decide to be super lame. Will you respect that decision?
Yes, I will. But you still go to hell.
