Conspicuously, Mario’s bookshelf was absent any Italian history from the time.
‘So that’s how that mansion became available on the open market mamma mia’ stretches collar
“We lost???”
“grandpa no!”
Luigi gets radicalised
“The history channel promised me aliens and time machines, where are they?”
History channel aliens ruined their planet with capitalism and came here on earth with slaves to mine gold and fix their atmosphere and when the slaves mutinied, they created genetically modified slaves and punished them for having sex with the aliens and having their kids
or at least that is how I remember it.
That’s Mama Mussolini to you Mario!
It’s-a Mario!!
“More L’s than on my stuff”
When you decide to learn history from books and not memes and find out nazis were megalomaniacal authoritarians and not quirky misunderstood tumblr sexymen like the internet told you.
I would simply choose a tumblr sexyman that isn’t a nazi
When you see it you can’t unsee it. CHUDs unironically want to be irl Tumblr sexymen.
