I have tried ordering my Thai food hot and have been disappointed. I use those word. please try to hurt me. Pretend I insulted your grandmother and then decided to order food from you. Even then, it was hot, but not like make me regret my decision hot. 😢

i vaguely enjoy just a touch of heat, on the level of biting into a piece of peppercorn. But apparently that’s such a tiny amount of chili that literally no one else even considers it seasoned…