I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
The Shadow Wizard Money Gang
I’m selling patch space on a nascar style battle jacket.
The Erotic Bakery
I’m funded my Big Small that is trying to sell more less
The GNU/Linux corp.
I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.
I thought we shouldn’t tell anyone!?
I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard
Ahh the Cockliking™ is as hard as it gets
It’s hard
Sounds like you’re doing a good job though. They’re lucky to have a hard representative like you.
A lefty grubby commie mom and pop global big box store. Its all very socialist.
Wait, you all get paid?!
My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.
Thought we were doing it for the love of the game honestly.
I like games. But I like money too.
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
I’m actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
How does someone get funded by your cabal?
I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
Thanks for all the fish
Thank the aquatic birds.
Currently trying to get funded by the shadow furry communist catgirl government
Is that that Anonymous hacker I keep hearing about?
I missed cabal sign up day so I’m waiting for Soros to give me my orders.
