The emotional support truck of choice around here is the F350 Super Duty, a truck so massive that it needs four rear wheels to carry its own ass. Hogs can’t even park it without taking up half a bike lane and it averages 10-15mpg: 
The emotional support truck of choice around here is the F350 Super Duty, a truck so massive that it needs four rear wheels to carry its own ass. Hogs can’t even park it without taking up half a bike lane and it averages 10-15mpg:
In my area, 90% of these trucks have a huge trailer hitch that sticks out an extra foot or more. Sometimes I’ll stop and look at them and there won’t be a single scratch on it, meaning they bought it purely for looks since they are removable yet never used.
uhh that’s my backup parking sensor so I don’t fuck up my paint in case a pillar / low wall / small child unexpectedly jumps in the way of my parking
For the curious this is not a joke I’ve had multiple truck fuckers say this to my face